About xcanox : I don't like to have the last hurrah; I always do it again. I shy away from the royal oil. I'm very impressionable. I'm familiar with my kind, and I'll target anyone. I need music to uplift my mood. I can't cool down, can't even deal. I'm the one who rode the rope; from the ground to the top floor and all the way back down to earth. It was May of 1992 when I made history. I'm sugar-free. I'm descendant of survivors. I'm a man without a place to live. I dig your clothes. I desperately need to know where you went.
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by Anonymous / 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm / United States / Work
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