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xcanox
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xcanox : I don't like to have the last hurrah; I always do it again. I shy away from the royal oil. I'm very impressionable. I'm familiar with my kind, and I'll target anyone. I need music to uplift my mood. I can't cool down, can't even deal. I'm the one who rode the rope; from the ground to the top floor and all the way back down to earth. It was May of 1992 when I made history. I'm sugar-free. I'm descendant of survivors. I'm a man without a place to live. I dig your clothes. I desperately need to know where you went.

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