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Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57423) - you deserved it (4748)

On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34860) - you deserved it (11598)

On 12/16/2013 at 11:34am - kids - by failedfather (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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