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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015