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About shotgirl : Married to my bestfriend! 9/29/13
Swing dancin is my thing (: we move to all kinds of music!
I'm a senior in high school and my husband is a chef and bartender (:

We also model a little on the side just for fun! (:

Snapchat is h.fad

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