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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 138
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shotgirl : Married to my bestfriend! 9/29/13
Swing dancin is my thing (: we move to all kinds of music!
I'm a senior in high school and my husband is a chef and bartender (:

We also model a little on the side just for fun! (:

Snapchat is h.fad

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Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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