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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22287) - you deserved it (3005)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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