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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1995 (19 years)
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About mistercrow : Hi my name is MisterCrow it's not my real name obviously but I maybe I don't wanna say my real name ya know ;p yeah so I really like crows, Crows are awesome of all birds and I believe they are my spirit animal becuase I swear to god I'm obsessed with these guys and yeah I hope to have one as a friend one day although I consider them my friends the feeling isn't mutual yet anyways peace out and thanks for stalking me (: give me a Caw(l) sometime. JOKEZZ xD ( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>( • )>

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Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML


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