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mastamouse

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mastamouse

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML



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