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  • Town/Country : Bronx, New York, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1991 (22 years)
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Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

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