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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 292
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About deebiedoobie : About me: about 70% water, depending on how much of it I drink. I believe there are some bones in there. Muscles, fat, vital organs, the works.

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Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML


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