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Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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