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Today, my friend, her parents and I, drove 5 hours all the way to disneyworld, only to realize we had bought disneyland tickets. Disneyland is in California, 3000 miles away. We couldn't switch them out and we didn't have money to buy new ones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17782) - you deserved it (38002)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version



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