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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63867) - you deserved it (4970)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46595) - you deserved it (6653)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML


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On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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