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anchorsaweigh15
  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 March 1996 (18 years)
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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41580) - you deserved it (8918)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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