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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1978 (36 years)
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Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16192) - you deserved it (1556)

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