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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About adamwilcockson : I am a scrub.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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adamwilcockson's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32599) - you deserved it (2471)

On 09/18/2014 at 12:05am - health - by adamwilcockson - Australia (Queensland)

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Friday 27 February 2015

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