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by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by feeldumb / 06/11/2009 at 12:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me tampon girl. FML
by obeezy / 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm / United States (Washington) / Money
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