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The_Sadist
  • Town/Country : Buffalo, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 November 1980 (33 years)
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  • Number of comments : 39
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Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39858) - you deserved it (17740)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7937) - you deserved it (62387)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me tampon girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27195) - you deserved it (61511)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by obeezy (woman) - United States (Washington)



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