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Schumy0724
  • Town/Country : N Massapequa, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 11541
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML



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