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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31350) - you deserved it (2700)

On 11/30/2014 at 12:29pm - kids - by Greatgrandpa (man) - Curacao

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML


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