About MyFuckLifeBro : So i gotta let all you Fmlers know about the crazy true story on how this site changed my life. Normally this site is for posting your crazy stories that usually suck. But i found love, i met my gf on this site! i moved from Ny to Ok just to be with a girl i met om FML. So i really want to thank the creator of this awesome site for helping me find my soul mate
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Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
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