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Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46308) - you deserved it (4875)

On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)



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