About JK0909 : "So you can either die in a blaze of glory, or you can work your entire life against the clock just to scratch together enough money to live until you die, all the while growing disillusioned about your own thoughts and beliefs while you watch people die for nothing. And whatever path you choose, both decisions are equally insane"
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Today, I went to get a haircut. The guy next to me was in an Army uniform and had requested a short buzz cut. My stylist had to take a call, so another came out and there must've been a miscommunication, but by then, she was already fast at work. Guess who got stuck with the other guy's haircut. FML
by Buzzed_Head9 / 05/16/2016 at 10:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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