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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DanLaidlaw99 : Teenager, live in England, like to go on these types of social things as well as lol pics and I funny. I enjoy going on my iPad and iPod, but also enjoy sports like swimming, long boarding, mountain biking etc. I hope to entertain you with my FML's. Have a nice day :)

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DanLaidlaw99's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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DanLaidlaw99's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy