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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1021
  • Number of comments : 387
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cazz91 : Welcome to my profile page. Please refrain from sending me inappropriate requests to show my girly bits to you. I am not that type of lady and I am already taken by an amazing man going on five years come May of 2014. No, I am currently not married either. I live in a small town up in Canada where my boyfriend and I run our own reptile hobby / business. I am hoping to start college next year once I confirm the courses I would like to take. I enjoy playing music, painting, sketching, gaming and other nerdy things. Swimming, volleyball and travel is also awesome. Feel free to send me a message if you would like to chat, become online buddies or do both! I apologize in advance if I don't respond to messages right away. Between a lot of things outside the online world, I don't usually stay online for long time and end up just skimming or checking things quickly before getting off a device. Thanks for stopping by. Have a great day! :)

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