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BrotherPhil

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BrotherPhil

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 457
  • Number of comments : 375
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BrotherPhil : Sleep? Yeah, I heard of that, once. I agree with Squidgy - FML is a good place to put your woes in context. Plus, it's great to find somewhere that Grammar Naziism is part of the fun.

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Fucked!<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:02am

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