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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 299
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BookNerd_123 : I never feel more awkward than when I fill out one of these things... But let me take a rubbish attempt at it anyway!!

This site is my go to place for procrastination ie. 50% of my life. The other half is spent sleeping. That's pretty much all you need to know!! I would say thanks for checking out my profile, but I always cringe when I read that so...

... I guess this is where we part ways??(unless you wanna message me, which I highly suggest you don't- just because it says I'm a 15 year old female doesn't mean I actually am)

On that positive thought, have a nice day!!!

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