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BlitzHawkeye
  • Town/Country : Fernandina Beach, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 116
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About BlitzHawkeye : Dunno what to really put here, but bleh. I go on FML in the mornings before class so I have something to keep me entertained :D
So yeah, I'm gay, furry, etc etc. Bye. =3

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46838) - you deserved it (6377)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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