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BlitzHawkeye

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BlitzHawkeye : Dunno what to really put here, but bleh. I go on FML in the mornings before class so I have something to keep me entertained :D
So yeah, I'm gay, furry, etc etc. Bye. =3

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BlitzHawkeye's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous