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Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31970) - you deserved it (8315)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60568) - you deserved it (31568)

On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider

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