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Blaisey

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  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Blaisey's favorite FMLs

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30971) - you deserved it (8116)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59652) - you deserved it (31011)

On 07/13/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by JackOLantern (man) - Satellite Provider



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