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  • Town/Country : Carlsbad, California
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17110) - you deserved it (123275)

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