By anonymous - 22/08/2011 11:04 - Australia
The Top
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Really? In 2022?
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By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada
I'm listening!
By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada
By wtfwhyfml - 14/06/2013 19:29 - United States
wtfwhyfml tells us more.
By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 04:22
Perv
By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 14:53 - Canada
Internalized misogyny
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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States
Rhyno tells us more.
To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.
Life advice
By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 15:19 - United States - Wichita Falls
With friends like these…
By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07
1, 2, 3… FIRE!
By Username - 11/08/2011 04:53 - United States
Surprise indeed
By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands
Grilled
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By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater
Why so serious?
By wow - 09/08/2011 04:01 - United States
Splash
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Hidden
By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 12:40 - Australia - Mooroolbark
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Strict household
By pathetic_girl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Stuck in the life script
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By taurus05 - 14/11/2009 03:02 - United States
Guess the FML
By Louis - 19/05/2017 21:30 - France - Saint-jean-de-braye
Keywords
OP here. I normally get to work before dawn; so he was just being a dick. I work as a home care provider for a little old lady with severe mental issues, who's husband/primary care provider works early mornings, as he owns his own lawn care business and where I live the heat is oppressive by noon. However, today he had to work late to make up contracted appointments he'd missed last week because of equipment problems; and for once cleared the hour change via the office. Hence, jackhole supervisor acting a fool. As for finding a new job; I plan to finish this one then move on; her husband is retiring in less then a year and she is extremely picky about care givers. I'm one of two that has lasted more then three weeks; and I refuse to put her and her family through finding a new provider like that.