By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty
The Top
Whoops
By mmv - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway
It's not what you think
By Kathrynn - 07/03/2009 00:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 02:46 - United States - Glasford
By molliciousj - 19/02/2014 05:09 - United States - Houston
molliciousj tells us more.
By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States
By nicooolea - 03/03/2009 08:26 - United States
By mekiswrite - 30/06/2016 19:15 - Canada
mekiswrite tells us more.
Hey guys! So, the place that I'm working at JUST switched to a new system - which nobody knows how to use. A while ago, my boss sat down with me to try to get me set up in the system. One problem that I had was that, using my phone, it was telling me my username and password were wrong. So, my boss told me to sign in as a "New Candidate". When I did, it didn't register me as having applied for any jobs. Last night, I tried logging in with my computer with the original username I had used to create a profile on the site. All fixed now, so I'm signed up for Direct Deposit and should be getting my employee number in a day or so. Which means that I can clock in and out and they can keep track of the hours I work. Which also means I'll be getting paid for the work I do!
By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States
Summer's here and the time is right…
By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 18:30
Generation III
By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland
By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg
By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris
Crossed Wires
By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00
By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States
By notmydad. - 08/05/2010 10:07 - Philippines
By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom
Adapt, overcome, improvise
By Amy - 06/03/2020 07:00
Noped out of there
By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 12:30 - United Kingdom
What do I do?
By ouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Charlottetown
By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States
Meanies
By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom
Liar !
By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00
By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France
By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States
Slap in the face
By deadmedia - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Brain freeze
By IvyLeague? - 15/01/2013 02:52 - United States - Buffalo
By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States
All in the Family
By weedvocate - 25/03/2020 14:02
Keywords
Okay, so this is embarrassing but you guys asked for it! First of all, I'm a receptionist at a vet hospital so I have a big soft spot for animals. When I saw the little creature run across the road I thought it could be someone's lost pet or a stray doggy looking for shelter. I couldn't just keep driving. The coyote was also pretty small so I assume it was a fairly young one. In my defense, it was super dark out and it's foresty where I live with little to no street lights so visibility is very limited. When I pulled over I saw a glimpse of the fuzz ball in my headlight, huddled under some bushes. I had a dog lead in my trunk that I took out just in case. The pup never saw me though so I was able to walk right up and swoop him. He squirmed a bit but not much which is surprising. Now, I've seen a ton of dogs come into the vet hospital that I work at which are half coyote or wolf and look very similar....so it's a real thing. I'm not entirely crazy. Ha. Anyways, upon setting the coyote in my car when he began freaking out and I turned the light on, there was no mistaking that this was a wild animal. I was face to face with the little guy who was scared to death that he was trapped in a driving machine with an insane girl who picked up a feral animal. Haha. He was jumping around and pacing in my car. I got out and ran around to open the passenger side door. I left both doors open and as soon as he saw an escape he took it and ran off. Just so you know, there were no animals harmed in the happenings of this FML and no damage done to my car (although he did poop in it) but I feel like such a jerk. I'm sorry, poor little coyote. :(