Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
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Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
I'm assuming they got half way across a lawn when the sprinklers turned on. Now the only way would be either keep going or go back, and either way they'd get soaked.
Chazzster 29
Let me get this straight - Who or what forced you to “walk through 10 feet of sprinklers” on your way to work? Did you not see the sprinklers ahead of you? Were you prevented from walking over away from them? Is it normal for people where you work to come in soaking wet? I am trying to understand the situation. I understand that it’s uncomfortable to be treated like a dish of meat by some cop using an excuse to get a closer look at you. But I cannot understand why you walked though the sprinklers on your way to work.
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Chazzster 29
Let me get this straight - Who or what forced you to “walk through 10 feet of sprinklers” on your way to work? Did you not see the sprinklers ahead of you? Were you prevented from walking over away from them? Is it normal for people where you work to come in soaking wet? I am trying to understand the situation. I understand that it’s uncomfortable to be treated like a dish of meat by some cop using an excuse to get a closer look at you. But I cannot understand why you walked though the sprinklers on your way to work.
rotflqtms_ 21
I'm assuming they got half way across a lawn when the sprinklers turned on. Now the only way would be either keep going or go back, and either way they'd get soaked.
voltroz 18
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Take it as doing a good deed. The cop might not have seen such great boobs for a very long time. Keep up the good work and good deed. Next time try more revealing clothes