By Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool
The Top
Freaked out
By scarredforlife - 03/10/2015 01:13 - Canada - Edmonton
Nearly there…
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By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville
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By MBoomer - 16/11/2016 06:36
Did you smash?
By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston
By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin
Make it stop!
By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States
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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
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Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
By HRomero - 17/10/2016 13:17 - United States - New York
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Hello all. OP here. First of all thanks everyone for your kind words. I am single and it's gonna stay like that for a while. There were a few signs that he was a little crazy, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Even now that we aren't together, he continues to be crazy. He even put my phone number on social media. So the only option I had was to get rid of ALL social media. The good thing is, I've been catching up on some sleep now that I'm jobless, but I won't be jobless forever. Word of advice...if you get this gut feeling your significant other is crazy..run cause you might lose your job. Take care y'all.
By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States
Biology lesson time
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Bad Yelp review
By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore
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Vaporeon?
By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia
By Annieisnotokay - 17/04/2013 10:20 - United Kingdom
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Just want to point out that I was pretty sure I had a last sentence that said 'turns out I lasted 5 minutes before fainting'. I am not claiming that I was in full blown panic mode for a full hour. I have a diagnosed OCD which does effect quite a large part of my life, I can't even use paper in class. The majority of my friends know I have this OCD and my best friend only brought it up as an example because she knows I don't really mind people knowing because for me as embarrassing as it is, I feel that if people know they won't make a big deal out of it and since I'm in year 12 I wasn't expecting people to over react as they did. The people who were doing it were the boys in my class who are really only in the class because they needed an extra subject to be allowed to attend the college I'm at. The teacher was trying to stop them but she was a substitute so naturally the already rowdy boys were not going to be told to stop.
By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States
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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada
The language of love
By TextsAlot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By ginger_trelf - 05/09/2016 23:45 - New Zealand - Christchurch
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OP here. Thanks for all the support and funny comments. To clear a few things up, my sister didn't post to Instagram from the hospital, she just took a selfie at home and complained about the things that aren't going well in her life. She had no idea that I didn't know about my grandpa and assumed that our mom had told me. Since my sister and I both live at home, our family tells my mom about any big family news with the assumption that she will pass it on. Right now, my mom is in a really busy period at work and I'm an American exchange student in New Zealand, so I'm sure she wasn't purposely hiding anything from me. Since I go away for college, she sometimes forgets to tell me things anyway.
By ohgodwhyyoufreaks - 01/04/2013 11:57 - United States - Moorhead
By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham
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OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I