By Notfamous - 02/12/2015 22:18 - United States - West Point
The Top
Our house, in the middle of our street
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Close shave
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Where are you?
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The creepy guy next door
By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
At last!
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Not fair
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Oh dear…
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Enough is enough
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brocho tells us more.
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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
dblac74 tells us more.
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States
Tasty
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Biology lesson time
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Confused
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By bambisapphic - 02/10/2016 23:33 - United States - Denver
bambisapphic tells us more.
yeah, I thought of that, but these guys do this all day in different places, and make a ton of money from tourists. the amount of money I can afford to give probably wouldn't mean shit to them.
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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States
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Hi, this is OP! I can't believe this got posted! Anyway, he has always been a huge mama's boy and thinks that her way is the only way. She is a rather rude and opinionated woman, and has raised him to think that there is only one way to do things, and that's her way. I did talk to him and explain that I am not his mother and that I like myself just as I am and don't plan on changing, and he got pretty upset about it. We are now over, but it doesn't bother me much since this has been an ongoing issue for awhile now, and he just can't accept me for who I am. He was always trying to tell me that I should cut my long hair super short because his mom cut hers that way, and even asked me what I would do if I woke up with short hair, which concerned me. He also told me he and his mom didn't like my choice of clothing so that I should dress like she does, that I should wear my makeup like hers, and that my opinions, morals and values should be exactly the same as his mother's. It was just too much, and he got really upset when I told him no. He even suggested I quit college and my decent-paying job and get a job working with his mom for minimum wage and to draw welfare like her. He also always expected me to drive him everywhere, buy him everything he wanted, and baby him. I think I dodged a bullet, and I feel much better without all of the pressure to change.