By Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States
The Top
By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20
Vengeance is mine
By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States
A heads up next time maybe?
By Bob - 07/04/2020 02:00
By Fibericon - 17/08/2009 20:02 - Taiwan
Fibericon tells us more.
Back to reality
By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots
By Saxicolous - 09/05/2016 00:21 - Canada - Thunder Bay
Saxicolous tells us more.
Also, (not enough room to mention this in the FML) it wasn't a casual phone call, she was having a very heated (and obviously fake I realized afterwards) argument with some guy about how she was or was not just at some restaurant with another guy. She was screaming and cussing, the whole shabang! It was, in hindsight, a very effective distraction
By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia
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By PhantomKitty - 29/04/2016 15:20 - United States - Washington
PhantomKitty tells us more.
To clarify, I have been suffering from anxiety ever since I was a child. I used to not speak to people at all. I got this job as an attempt to break free of my anxiety. For the first nine months or so, it worked. I was much happier and could actually initiate conversations with people I didn't even know. Last year my grandfather was diagnosed with terminal cancer, and in December my mother nearly died. Since then my anxiety has been spiralling out of control. I realize that I should talk to someone and start on medication again, but I can't afford it, as I only make slightly more than minimum wage. I'm sure my family would help me, but I don't wish to bother them.
By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne
Creepypasta
By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth
Scribble your name across my heart…
By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08
How could you?
By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Drifting like a ship with no captain
By stuckass - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Pakistan
By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo
By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 21:49 - Canada - Toronto
By FamilySecret - 29/01/2011 06:55 - United States
Chill the **** out, Todd
By itsdezzz - 09/03/2016 23:43 - United States - Hatfield
Sounds reasonable
By Anonymous - 08/08/2020 23:01
As a treat
By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga
By fired - 17/09/2013 04:36 - United States - Barnesville
By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 11:07 - United States
Read the small print
By J-Sauce - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Salmon Arm
By ApparentlyaPotato - 10/02/2016 05:08 - United States - Coeur D Alene
By Asian - 07/02/2016 19:03 - United States - Clover
By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada
By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States
How romantic
By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana
Coinkydink?
By believe me now?? - 22/01/2016 20:55 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston
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Wow, didn't expect this many comments. I talked to my boss about it today. The coworker had actually lodged a complaint, but conveniently forgot to mention the whole thing about a lighter that looks like a gun. He doesn't work there anymore. The main reason I thought I was going to lose my job was that he had worked there for a lot longer than I had. I've been there less than a year. I was worried that he could have said anything he wanted and I'd end up with the shit end of the stick just because I was new. As for whether or not I over reacted, maybe I could have taken a moment to analyze the situation, but it's not like he was trying to take my wallet or telling me to do anything. He silently pointed a "gun" at me. The last time I spoke to him I had said to him was that his English sucked and he shouldn't be teaching (I work at an ESL institute). The next time I saw him, gun in the face. I asked a cop friend from the states about it, he said if someone pointed that at him they'd get shot.