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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston
You got mail
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Heritage not hate, huh?
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By Anonymous - 03/10/2018 01:19
CrazyCatPlushie tells us more.
Hey, im the OP! i finally got an fml posted. this might be a bit long. my boyfriend and i have been together for 3 years. he moved down here to work in the oil industry and i had followed suit about 8 months later. i suffer from depression and anxiety, moving away from my support system back home was hard but i also left behind a toxic home environment so that was a plus. the thing that bothered me the most was that when i excused myself to calm down so i could come back and talk it out; i found that he took it upon itself to discuss a plan to send me back and our relationship issues with his friend which hurt. we dont fight all that often and we have discussed counseling in the past. i guess it was just a shock that he went to the most extreme option first. my cats are doing well to those who asked
By 404: fuck not given - 23/11/2014 16:34 - United States - Saint Louis
Plans
By not invited - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton
By Iamleftout - 24/12/2016 23:18
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If you have any questions or want further details please let me know and I'll try to reply to all the comments.
By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds
By wellshitthen - 21/10/2015 19:30 - United States - Westborough
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Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.
By PrincessOhNo - 12/12/2016 06:10 - United States - Bronx
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By Schizomaniac - 25/08/2015 17:33 - United States
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Thankfully he's only a PE teacher. Not to discredit PE teachers, but at least he is not in a position to actually provide information to students. This guy is an absolute nutjob. These are real claims he has argued in the past: -evolution is a lie (no surprise) -dogs are more intelligent than chimpanzees -our most sophisticated equipment can't see outside our galaxy (lol) -humans are the only animals that rely on fruits and vegetables for food And many, many others. He's the type of person to argue with a chef because he read a cookbook. It's sad.
By stupidpplsuck - 15/09/2016 08:41 - United States - Seaside
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op here i wouldn't have cared about not getting a gift at all, especially since money is a little tight right now. But the fact that there was a gift and it was something that doesn't really pertain to me or my interests is was got me a little down. I'm still gonna read it and I appreciate the thought, but I would have preferred just a card or something.
Meth: Not Even Once
By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 03:45 - Singapore
By Kelnyquist - 13/09/2016 05:37 - United States
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OP here! This was the first time I was handling a client on my own. I've been an apprentice for several years and I was recommended to this lady by a friend of mine. I guess their conversation about me somehow made it seem as if I would do the first lesson free. I did get the payment. Me and the horse are getting on just fine now and our lessons have been reduced to thirty minutes a day. He even greets me at the gate!
By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton
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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00
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For the record i am a mechanic, but when the caliper bolt snaps on one car and a caliper is seized on another with no way to get replacement parts until next day, no amount of skill/knowledge will help. Cant pull parts out of my ass