By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States
The Top
By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States
By ThePaaaaaain - 05/10/2018 19:38
Zivc tells us more.
Tasty
By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
Violence is rarely the answer
By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer
Customers from hell
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By anon. - 17/11/2015 18:34 - United Kingdom - London
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By katinka - 24/04/2017 18:11
attak_fml tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here. First of all: yay, one of my submissions finally made it! So, to clear some things up: 1. The fml is obviously about me being embarrassed to death that this happened. I wanted to make a good first impression and I was so nervous and I forgot to put the cup away. It's defiantly not about me thinking she made an unreasonable request or anything. 2. The cup was emptied and thoroughly cleaned. I had left it on the edge of the sink to dry off before putting it away and I accidentally forgot about it. She saw that and was fine with touching it, so it wasn't really something disgusting, just a very, very unfortunate thing to happen on our very first day of living together. 3. This happened a while ago, and neither I or my roomie think it's a big deal. We're both fine with, you know, women occasionally not covering up all evidence of having their period once in a while. It was just incredibly embarrassing and awkward when it happened, but now we're all good! :) Cheers!
Run away, now
By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50
By koreageis - 08/12/2016 20:42 - United States - Medina
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OP here. I made an account just to give everyone more details. This girl and I were friends a loooong tine ago and stopped being friends for many reasons. Well, when she was dating my boyfriend she cheated on him and he left her. Over a year later, I started dating him after she gave me her blessing and told me about her new fiancé and kid on the way and about how happy she was. A year later I find the fake account under a different name filled with posts about me, my love life and about how awful we did her. One post blatantly said that my mother called her all the time mocking me and giving her my personal info so she can stalk me even more. I also found many comments where my mom asked her to text her or call her and many comments from my friend, who is someone I've known for four years but talk to every now and then, talking about me as well. Apparently both of them pretended to be on my side while they helped her stalk me, my boyfriend and roommate. This girl found out who I was living with, where I was living and even knew everything about my love life because of my mother. I've deleted all my social media, including my Facebook just to get this girl off my back. My mother denied everything, didn't apologize and hasn't attempted to speak to me since. I last spoke to her about a month ago, more or less.
Wildin'
By sadsadteacher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles
By themysteriousfox - 01/06/2017 12:35 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
themysteriousfox tells us more.
OP here.. What happened was it was a family party and my boyfriend got so insanely drunk me, him, and his sister decided to walk home. His sister decided to wander off in the opposite direction and he kept walking towards his house prompting me to stop in the middle and shout at him to wait so I could get his younger sister. Then he got mad and told me to go away and locked me out. He couldn't even remember anything that happened the next day apologized profusely. I managed to get inside because his aunt found me standing outside getting ready to climb the fence into their driveway and knock on the door and brought me back to her house. I should have probably had a backup if something like this were to happen but live and learn I guess. I'm only 19 so as far as experiences go I'm still a beginner. Other than that my visits been great at least!
By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah
By moose - 14/11/2016 19:17 - Germany
Cats > Humans
By LittleRed79 - 03/11/2016 04:49 - Canada
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By Canali18 - 17/09/2016 14:45 - United States - Brooklyn
By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines
Rude!
By reallydevonte - 01/08/2016 17:30 - United States - Memphis
Old Yeller
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville
Going out of business? It's a matter of life and death!
By Prepper? - 06/12/2017 01:30
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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal
Harsh but fair
By darkangel7410 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lafayette
Potty
By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54
Sweet relief
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By malnourishedstudent - 08/06/2016 08:38 - United States - Palm Coast
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By Nasty - 25/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Tallahassee
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OP here :) Had to make an account to say - thank you! Talked to my mother and it seems she also has her nerve pinched at the elbow so I guess I inherited it. Unfortunately, looking at my chosen field :P And I've already spent 3 years studying, I am definetly NOT giving up now just because of some stupid uncooperative arm. Also because university here is free, but only if you finish it on the first try. You get one extra year if you want to change fields or fail a year or whatever, but that's it. Everything else you have to pay. Unfortunately I already spent my extra year due to unrelated medical reasons. Oh well...