By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States
The Top
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Memento
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By kittykat798 - 17/04/2014 00:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee
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Asshole
By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler
Treat yourself
By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 02:00
Light sentence
By ClumsyTeen - 14/05/2021 05:57 - United States - Staten Island
Bad design
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By mcmacmick97 - 11/04/2014 00:08 - United States - Egg Harbor Township
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Just to clear some things up I was working the early shift, which I do on most Thursdays and Fridays. I work at a small diner that opens at 7 and had left my house around 6:40 and was going to show up around 7-7:05. My boss usually shows up around 7:15-:7:30. Now when this cop put his lights on behind me I turned down a street to get off of the main road I was on.I was getting my license/registration ready and all that shit and he pulled up to my window and said he was very sorry and he was just trying to say hi to an old friend that he said had the same car as i do. Now this road i pulled down didn't allow me to get back onto the main road, and I had to take a 15 or so minute detour to get back on track. I got there around 7:25 and my boss was already there. I was glad I didn't get a ticket, but it was still very frustrating because I would've only been a couple minutes late and my boss would never have known, but the police officer threw my time off. And ive only been working there for about 3 or so weeks so it sucks to get off on the wrong foot. I also noticed several of you talking about how many write-ups you can get before being fired, and for mine it's 3. Like somebody else said just sucks to waste one already, but i shouldnt have too much of a problem keeping myself in check. Now for the story I told him, I figured he wouldn't believe it, but had to tell anyway. He seemed more irritated that I was "lying" about being late so i probably shouldnt have even bothered. But thanks FML for posting!
By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States
Privacy
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Who are you?
By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom
No scrubs
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Great, just great
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Dog Jump Fail
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Procrastination
By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth
eBay fail
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Looks
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All grown up
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By themouseman1212 - 10/03/2013 16:13 - United States
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I'm trying to. It's been a long time. But I'm still hopeful. Just trying to be the best husband and father I can be. Thanks for the support.
Resting bitch face
By Meow, Bitch! - 24/07/2022 18:00 - United States - Steele
Non refundable
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The Gap
By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 15:01 - United States
My eyes!
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Lee Trevi-not
By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07
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It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!