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By gorgeousgirl - 12/03/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML
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Litschi 0

maybe if you buy her cosmetics, someone real will call you gorgeous, too

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ColdGold 6

Seems like I read somewhere that we're suppose the say nice things like that to ourselves.

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DGross 8

wow... I thought robots only tried to sell you stuff in Japan... We gots notin of the sorts out here in PA... OP: As long as you are confident in who you are I don't see a problem.

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KurouTenshi 0

You should've bought some, then used it to be beautiful, and then you could ask the robot lady out on a date! ;) imagine the sex! and the shock therapy when you're stressed!!

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Shitz_N_Gigglez 0

@4 That's the coolest Joker pic I've seen.

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mezsed 0

OP you are gorgeous :)

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heypeoplezzz 0

...A robot...trying to sell you things...FML because? You don't have a boy friend? That's just saying "I'm free" on the internet. They're many people who died 60 with no sex in their life, or boy friends/girl friends. Sad, eh? (Alough, some people died 47: they killed themselfs.)

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idkweird 0

Can someone please translate this for me?

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KurouTenshi 0

did she come with a ***** attachment? I do!!

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Monikabug 9

Hopefully the robot's is bigger than that pathetic thing you are rockin', Chris. >:]. jk

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imbatman_fml 0

How do you recall the exact last time you were called something and thus the time since it's happened?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Well said, Tarynkd. Does OP have a chart or a spreadsheet to track all of this? Stop looking for other people to validate your opinions of yourself. And don't believe everything robots tell you when they are trying to sell you something. Although they are awesome.

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perdix 29

Mercy, that reminds me of when I go to a restaurant and the waitress introduces herself and says, "I'll be your server." I like to say, "Really? What's your IP address?" You can spring that on waiters, if you like;). Good luck.

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