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By gorgeousgirl - 12/03/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML

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By charapos - 26/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML

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Never speakerphone in public

By Sarah - 01/10/2025 12:00

Today, my phone rang with an unknown number. I answered in my professional “customer service” voice: “Hello, this is Sarah, how may I help you?” It was my mom, who immediately said, “Why are you talking like a robot? Did you get fired again?” I was on speakerphone at the grocery store checkout. FML

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You deserved it 399

By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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You deserved it 8 390

By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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You deserved it 6 756

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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You deserved it 78 657

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 7 300

Spooked

By Anonymous - 01/10/2025 03:00

Today, I was catfished through Facebook dating, even after making her do a photo verification. Apparently anyone can take a selfie holding up three fingers if they have a good enough AI generator. I'm terrified for the future. FML

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You deserved it 96

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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You deserved it 221

Clocked

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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matt1337c 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

was she hot?

Litschi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:22

maybe if you buy her cosmetics, someone real will call you gorgeous, too

Comments

mahamii_93 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:39

so...did you buy them?

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 12 March 2010 13:44

Awww. Don't feel bad! I'm sure you're a gorgeous, beautiful, wondering lady.

okieraider71 4

Friday 12 March 2010 14:25

I keep telling you---STOP SMEARING POO ON YOUR FACE!! I don't know why you think that is attractive.

harry71 0

Friday 12 March 2010 14:27

im sure your gorgeous;)

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 12 March 2010 14:34

Computer - "Hello, Brave_Sir_Robin. You really know how to turn me on."

bisley 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:06

Maybe you're just ugly? You should come to accept this :)

perdix 29

Friday 12 March 2010 15:08

Did you ask her what time she got off work? Did she make you bi-cyber-curious?

Buffel 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:37

Well, at least "Hey gorgeous" is better than "Bite my shiny metal ass"

alphatoomega 21

Saturday 29 December 2012 3:36

Is that from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

therighthero 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:47

call me old school but does anyone realize they actually have robots selling cosmetics now? that's what threw me off the most.

gigi37 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:16

No, that threw me off too; hmm, if this is the case, I will definitely buy makeup just to have a robot sell it to me

gorbeast 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:57

OP, as long as you're happy with who you are, who gives a damn about what other people think. you don't have to be called gorgeous to be gorgeous;)

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