By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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rastaams457 6

Creep!!!!! Well, I guess it's a compliment, in a very creepy sorta way

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Vertetbrun 11

Well, North Carolina is right next to Tennessee...

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sonnyrosa 32

I'd get a deadbolt for your bedroom door if I were you.

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lalaney 14

I don't even....if that were my family, I wouldn't talk to them for years.

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bball4Life33 11

That sucks, but at least your really pretty

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bball4Life33 11

Or you can move out ASAP, as soon as possible

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ThedaRose 15

ugh that's nearly incest! Not good, sorry OP!

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bball4Life33 11

Your mom should think before she thinks, she should be talking to your step brother and not you

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tranced_ 45

someday, you will find a better place to stay...

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