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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 10:00

Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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By Chrissy - 20/12/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML

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By JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia

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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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tegraturbo2000 15

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

keep your door locked op

Welshite 39

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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rogwest 23

Monday 29 July 2013 19:29

It's not like he's related by blood to you... He's a step-brother so there is no relation!

lukewhit 4

Monday 29 July 2013 19:30

Thats ****** up. I think it's time for a family meeting

Bloink 25

Monday 29 July 2013 19:31

Well at least he's not your biological brother?

jman26 11

Monday 29 July 2013 19:41

Technically you two AREN'T related...

buckdharma 37

Monday 29 July 2013 20:07

Oh Marsha, Marsha, Marsha?

monster216 7

Monday 29 July 2013 19:45

sounds like a porno!

Llamanator9913 16

Monday 29 July 2013 19:55

But you aren't...

buckdharma 37

Monday 29 July 2013 20:03

Dysfunction Junction, what's Mom's function? Hooking up Johnny with Sally's preposterous.

Enslaved 36

Monday 29 July 2013 20:09

"Schoolhouse Rock"?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 29 July 2013 20:54

Pornhouse rock

sammyjanette 17

Monday 29 July 2013 20:11

Men (and women) who say stuff like that are so pathetic. In most cases the girl wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. Though she might if they actual thought of members of the opposite sex as human beings instead of potential cum receptacles.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 29 July 2013 20:56

I'm willing to bet she would touch him with a 10 foot pole. And by touch, I mean repeatedly and with great force until he stopped looking at her as a sexual object. Alternatively, if Polish body builders came in 10foot sizes, I'm sure she would introduce him to one (maybe 2 five foot Polish body builders).

Monkerz 3

Monday 29 July 2013 20:13

Your not even blood related.... If your mother and his father hadn't married... you guys could go at it.

kee_breezy32 34

Monday 29 July 2013 20:15

at least you know your pretty! but that's kinda creepy.

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