By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Spicy
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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BrianaKoala 7

0.0 I hope he doesn't make any moves.

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suckstobehuman 10

Well if you ever wanted to get back at your parent and step-parent.... there'd be an easy and obvious way.....

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WhiteCrimson 23

This is not your day to day post.... Holy crap.... Is he of an redneck decent? You know, crooked teeth and shit? Pepper spray him.... As for your mom, frying pan to the head should do the trick followed by an, CAUSE WHY???? COZ F@(k YOu thats why!!!!!!

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jenn1808 16

Even if he wasn't your step brother, you have no obligation to appreciate creepy sexual harassment. FYL OP.

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joycieejoyce 6

Toby and Jenna in Pretty Little Liars lol

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