By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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My_name_isnt_Pip 3

Step-brother or not, that is weird as **** to just come out and say something like that to someone.

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nanner42 13

Well technically, you two aren't related. He's a step brother...not a half brother.

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termin8tor786 10

This is truly messed up but if someday by chance scarlett johansson becomes my step sister than I will have no choice to use that line.

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DJisHere11 19

Yes very creepy because incest is not a good look. Literally!

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ZingZilla 8

Not incest if there step brother and sister.

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BobbieH 19

Be thankful he's too stupid to realize you're not related or else you'd have to put up with his advances!

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schalk 12

12 000 Volts is a nice way to say thanks to such a compliment

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