By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Spicy
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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johnson1995 4

hey if hes hot.. go for it... :$ thatd be some pretty hot sex..

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Wakachulak 22

"Me too! I've been wanting to break your ass in for, like, ever!"

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NurseAbi 10

I know a girl who lost her virginity to her step brother. It's no biggie, unless your step bro's dad has adopted you. Then it's every kind of wrong.

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judea95 16

Maybe OP is saying fml because he thinks they are related so he won't do her even though she wants him to ;)

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MrsAlexander83 10

Rule #1 of being a mother: No one at any time should ever say your daughter is f*able and get away with it. I'm sorry OP but as a mother I would slap anyone...especially a step son.

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suckceed 17

Have fun, he's not related to you by blood.

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icepick23 12

You're not related, so what's the big deal?

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cass99 11

Ik how it feels my step brother liked me for longest time and no one thought it was creepy!! He even tried cuddling with me when the family went on vacation :/

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randm_dude 9

Are your parents names Cletus and Brandine by any chance?

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