By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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gatorgirl2669 6

roflmao... in some parts of the country that wouldnt matter.... but he needs his damn face slapped for that.. and your mom is kinda creepy

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SirEbro 7

Run away. Run away and never look back...

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Zod_Is_Supreme 0

Hey you aren't related. Take him up on the offer you may like it.

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Bludmagnus 13

Wow.. while a step saying something like that is out there... your mom saying what she said is WAY over the line.

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jubalIJTF 7

Related not by blood (;

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weaponofchoice6 11

don't mean to be 'that guy'........ But you're related by blood, not marriage........... however, boundaries are needed in this case OP

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rocker_chick23 27

I think you meant to say that OP and her step brother are related by marriage, not by blood.

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NickACD 27

Step siblings aren't related to each other dipshit. Step siblings are not related by blood or are true family. So your step brothers a dumbfuck with no brain

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Wolfipoo 31

That's pretty rude of you mom to say, she's basically saying that's your not good enough to get normal compliments, FYL OP.

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fantasyworld 37

I know you're not blood relatives but it's still creepy.

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