By whasian - 21/09/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well known lesbian symbol ? I dont know any lesbian symbols ...

I bet you cry "First!" when you're having sex, too...

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What's the problem here? You explain it and don't wear it. I don't see the issue. Grow up.

btwilysfm 0

ummm maybe she really didn't know what it meant? give her a freaking break, and stop whining. do us all a favor. really.

Maybe she really doesn't know. I knew a woman who got a HUGE tatoo of a fairy on her back and didn't know it was the lesbian fairy until her gay sister told her...

The necklace is probably her way of saying she wants to have sex with you.

I guess she never quite accepted that she had a son instead of a daughter... I bet wearing girls' clothing got old for him.

She probably thought it looked nice and didn't know what it meant. You say it was a well-known lesbian symbol, but there's a lot of people who really don't know anything about the gay communities.

Do gays have their own symbol, too? What about straight people? Do I get a symbol, too? I want my symbol to be a smiley face with a butterfly resting on a rainbow reflected on the pupils of the smiley face. Somebody better make it happen, I don't have all day!

sbarre1 0

Dude. You post way too much. Put it all in 1 post. And the symbols used by homosexuals are, more often than not, symbols used for homoesxual-based internment camps in Nazi, Germany. It's a sort of re-claiming of the bad to make it good. Kind of how blacks have reclaimed "the n-word". Straight people don't need a symbol. People just assume you're straight. But the rainbow, butterfly, skittles, happy-face, pcp trip sounds fun, anyway. Also... iFruit? Really? Weird name.

And pieofchrist, maybe if you knew how to spell degeneres you would also know that your joke was tacky.

I'm scared to look up the lesbian symbol because this is a shared computer. I don't want people thinking I'm lesbian :$

You might have thought of that before you chose a nick like iFruit.