littlepsychgirl
United States
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Housekeeper
Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML
Anonymous
What logic is that?
Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
nyx
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
cpguru24
Bellows Falls, United States
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
traitor
Boston, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
homealone
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Even more lonely now
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
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turtleomnom 0
tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.
angelchvz94 2
Your parents sound like Jerks.
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Comments (139)
ibestef 1
Maybe your parents didn't want you to go through with seeing your ex get married?
HomeAl0ne 20
"If any person here knows a good reason why these two should not be wed, let them speak now or forever...what's that disturbance at the back? You're from where? California? What, what's that about a dog? Who's looking after the dog? He is? Who's he? I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Unlucky717 8
lol
talktomandybaby 8
That's cockward.
WolfAttac 0
#15 I would turn sown free cake unless it's ice cream cake
MadnessAnne 0
Wow I would be so freaking p'd off !
Spazz420 7
That's brutal!
landooooo 5
crash the wedding. x]
every1luvsboners 11
Excuse me ma'am. Are you aware that you're not wearing a shirt?
THE_A_TEEN 27
Boner's, nice trolling.
anamariba 0
I would take dog and come to church too. Say , yo, dog was missing u so much!
psuedodragon 23
I would've thumbed up if this had been written better
My_Dick_is_Huge 6
Damn i feel sorry for you..
THE_A_TEEN 27
Picture is fake.
My_Dick_is_Huge 6
lol.. yo know me so well