littlepsychgirl
United States
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Housekeeper
Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML
Anonymous
What logic is that?
Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
nyx
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
cpguru24
Bellows Falls, United States
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
traitor
Boston, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
homealone
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Even more lonely now
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Top comments
turtleomnom 0
tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.
angelchvz94 2
Your parents sound like Jerks.
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Comments (139)
erockinthesuburb 17
Who's going to turn down free cake??!! Nobody, thats who.
glittercookies 12
You girls have the same picture.
skygirl333 3
I was just going to say that.....
Saltime 0
YOUR PARENTS LIKE YOUR EX MORE THAN YOU! Or, they like the food there.
SirEBC 7
Your Native-American name would be Sitting Bitch.
adrBB 1
The dog is probably more fun anyway.
dreamering 16
They like him
spicerack1528 3
I'm sure they said the same thing to the dog
UrLyfSuxx 0
Did you at least get paid ?
ACM1991 9
You shoulve told them to **** off lol
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
They already were going off...
missmurderx 8
A simple "no" would do... But, okay, that works too.
theghost1309 11
A simple no doesn't convey the betrayal that you would feel like telling them to **** off would
genitalwartz69 0
You don't tell ur parents to **** off. That's just not right.
ms_YoungMula 8
That's a slap in the face
NotMuchLuck 0
Shit happens.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Def brosif!