Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML
What logic is that?
Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Even more lonely now
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
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turtleomnom 0
tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.
angelchvz94 2
Your parents sound like Jerks.
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Comments (139)
perdix 29
I don't get all the hate toward the parents. When a guy dates a girl for a long time, he should get to know her parents and he may come to like them. Just because the daughter becomes a raving psycho bitch doesn't mean the guy has to cut off the parents. Parents can try their best and still turn out shit kids. It happens. The OP is a self-absorbed loser and the real FML belongs to the dog who has to put up with this bitch of the wrong species.
Skittlepickle 13
Don't let it get to you! Invite a friend over and forget about it! The freaking dog can watch itself!
Joshoa123 16
Change the locks. What mean people!
lollipop77_fml 6
Uhh - the word is "NO". Parents are used to that word, so they shouldn't be too surprised at your response!! Maybe even stamp your foot in defiance just like the old days!!!!
BeibertSmitor 10
'Cuz when a heart breaks, no it don't breakeven
afulks78 11
Well that's.... Nice
trancechicken 0
When life gives you dogs... Your parents go to your ex's wedding... Sigh...
ScarletBloom 14
Apparently your parents like your ex more than they like you.
mom2pen 4
What kind of person invites their fiancé's ex in-laws to their wedding? They are the crazy one in this mess. Seriously.
SorrowFull 8
Start practicing the story you will tell them, when you tell them their dog ran away to the pound to be euthanized.