Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
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Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML
What logic is that?
Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
Unwelcome guest
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Even more lonely now
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
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turtleomnom 0
tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.
angelchvz94 2
Your parents sound like Jerks.
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Comments (139)
elk21dbm 18
F the bride's life for your parents still having that close of a relationship (if not greater than her parents' relationship) with the groom
ILoveTabz 0
Your parents must hate you
MegaTroller_fml 5
Umm..well, can you?
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Prob already thought this but..... Don't watch the dog...... Just sayin
Torrey_Turner 12
I dont see anything wrong with this i mean its not like your parents cant be friends with her just cause youre not but i mean they could have at least paid you lol
KennyMcCrmick322 0
The prob is that op obviously dislikes this guy or still liked him cuz she seems pretty upset bout this (hence the FML), and there parent still went to his wedding, and worst made her watch the dog
77777771 12
Ha
stealthkitten 3
just because your relationship didn't work out with him doesn't mean your parents have to cut ties. If you're really that mad about the situation tell them to ask someone else. It's that simple.
mrkwaje 0
Your ex want you to crash their wedding.
ironlungz420 0
Sit the dog, and kill it
Nyrus13 4
You should have crashed the wedding
psuedodragon 23
With the dog